Okay. Underwear reminds one of the silly jokes kids tell on the playground. It certainly does not belong in any serious adult conversation. Sorry, but let's lower our standards just a bit for a little while. It is an interesting conversation especially if one ponders the issues behind the choices of the candidates. First, let us review the different types of underwear, tops only.
Pay special attention to the collars. President Obama has chosen the first of the three, a tank top. However, many call these "wifebeaters". Not a very nice term, but watch almost any episode of COPS and see that many of the low lifes wear these. Now here is the President.
Now let us examine the choice of the Republican nominee. This is a bit more serious than the other because of the ideology behind the choice. Here it is.
Take another look at our samples from the top. Does this match the tank? No. Does it match the crew. Absolutely not. Well does it match the V neck? Not quite. But what does it match? Oh. Here it is.
A perfect match. Of course, Governor Romney's choice is on the left. But what store carries these odd looking garments? Not any store close to you. That is for certain. These are special Mormon underwear. Some even call them magic underwear. Some Mormons have attributed many special things to wearing them. Most in this religion are convinced that there is a type of duty to wearing them. Notice that our candidate has chosen to be among them. Should we not vote for Mr. Romney because of his choice in undergarments? Probably not, but understand that Mr. Romney does not think like the rest of us. He believes in some pretty odd things - underwear is just one of them.
